The Strange stop over in Kaiju Island - By Mico aka Conrad Gaerlan

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Rawr Hey, This is my first fanfiction so no Flaming or Burning pls…
This is also my first time to write something silly and random so bear with me…
But anyways have fun…
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The Strange stop over in Kaiju Island


* Somewhere In Idaho *

“Argh!, Flippin’ Idiot!” He yelled “I forgot my chapstick, Gosh!” his swung down from a normal angle to a 45 degree angle. Napoleon continued to bike on the long long long road it was so so so hot, as he cycled in this stupid hot day he looked backed and realize his super Aquaman maybe limited edition for nerds was gone… “Dang it! The flippin’ string broke…” moaning all the way back to his cottage home…



* Somewhere In Idaho – In Napoleons house *

Napoleon all sweaty wearing his “I voted for Pedro!”shirt was soaked it smelt like Idaho’s cows… He opened the fridge and drank some Cool Aid… “Bring ring ing...” he picked up the phone
“Hello”
“Hello… Is this Napoleono Dionomaitu?”
“Yea”
“Hello this is Yama-san from Japan and we saw your artwork online that you posted in “www.weheartligaanimalssososomuch.com” and we would like you to visit here in Japan all accommodations are paid.”
“Ugh… Fine… but only if you guys let me join the Ninja Intelligence Association Club”
“Ok ok ok…”



* Somewhere in Idaho – Airport *

“Thanks Pedro”
“Ok, here’s a Pinata for you to bring in Japan”
“OK”
As they both hug each other it was a friendly hug they felt kind of a sad feeling inside them like the feeling in the movie Castaway when Tom Hanks left the plane … Pedro biked back waving his arms slowly in Hollywood slow-motion. Smiling and till you can only see his mustache…


* Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean *

Suddenly the plane was shaking rigorously like a psycho man with Parkinsons but 100000 times stronger “Bam! Crunk! Poing!” Napoleon still sleeping… the plane broke into half and crashed…
“Ugh…” Napoleon woke up in a random island but it looked familiar it looked like the island in castaway as he saw the wilson ball all flat and washed up “Stupid Wilson You should’ve have made if you just didn’t drift away like that from Tom Hanks…”

As he tried to wander off the island… out of nowhere a massive grey monster appeared it was huge it stood 500 feet high and it looked like a mutated lizard in a mascot costume. “RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!” the beast roared…
Napoleon started to run like hell this time not lunging forward but in a sprinter way from side to side his legs were pretty bulky to come and think of it he doesn’t have a car to drive to get to somewhere in Idaho and all he did was biking and running to get to point A and B…

The beast spat fireball aiming at Napoleon but the beast can’t aim burning half of the islands tropical resources… All of a sudden Napoleon stopped and the beast stopped. They gazed and stared at each other, Napoleon with his Ginger Gerry Curls and the beast with its Lizard face, in between them was a “magical bush” caught on fire, they both started to laugh, then in someway the beast sounded like more like a Japanese person every time it tries to say something. After 5 minutes the magical herbs was in full effect the beast can speak English, Napoleon and the beast were talking.

“Hi my name is Godzilla not the American one but the Japanese ver.”
“OK…” “I’m Napoleon Dynamite, I think my plane crashed here, Gosh!” as he explaining how he just woke up from his flight to Japan…

“Oh Japan, Japan is a boring place everyone they all scream and runs away”
“I think because you don’t have a mustache… My friend Pedro is from Mexico but since he got a mustache, he can buy us lotto tickets and everyone started to like him, here get those Palm trees and try and make a shape of two bananas next to each like this!”
Napoleon grabs two sticks and demonstrates it to him,
“Thank You!”

“Dang!... There’s my Pinata” floating along the shore…
Godzilla and Napoleon opened it suddenly a dense smoke appeared and then a Genie in with a Mustache came out…
“You have 3 wishes”

The two was excited… the massive lizard was jumping up and down and napoleon still showing no emotion in his face was kind of smiling his right upper lip started to rise and twitch.

“OK, Godzilla you can have the 1st wish!” Napoleon offered
“I want to fly” he chuckled and shyness
“Your wish is my command”

”Poof!” a remote controlled wings was attached at Godzilla back…
“Oh my this is so cool” Godzilla said… he felt so happy he felt like a jellyfish

Now it was Napoleons turn… he paused for a bit and stared at the giant monster and thought that he wanted a way to communicate with him after he gets to Japan and be his friend…
“I want a Magical Cornshell Horn so that I can call Godzilla anytime”
“Your wish is my command”
A magic cornshell appeared it was tied on Napoleons neck…

Godzilla and Napoleon smiled and hugged each other… and lastly the 3rd wish
Napoleon asked for a way to say thanks Pedro…



* Somewhere in Idaho *

“Argh! Tres, Dos, Uno Arghhhhh” - suddenly a magical window opened in front of Pedro
“Thanks Pedro” Poof… the window disappeared.
“Bam, Thanks you Hesus” said Pedro still sweating from while taking a dump in the school toilets.



* Somewhere near the shores of Japan *

Godzilla gave Napoleon a ride to Japan
“Thanks Napoleon for everything”
“Yea”
“Buzz me with your horn ok if you’re free”
“OK, thanks for the ride too”
Godzilla didn’t want to get spotted by Japans airforce, submerges slowly as they both waved and said their goodbyes…